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pixiecrinkle ([personal profile] pixiecrinkle) wrote2004-05-14 05:56 pm

Ack!

Just got a monster email with a listing for a job that sounds relatively perfect for me. Except for the fine print at the bottom of the listing:

The successful candidate will be a consistent witness for Jesus Christ; maintain a courteous and Christ-like attitude; adhere to the standards of moral conduct and support the vision of World Harvest Church.

Um....no. I can only imagine what they'd think of my "standards of moral conduct." Besides, the only thing I can think of when I hears the phrase "Christ-like" is The Opposite of Sex.

[identity profile] cjsmith.livejournal.com 2004-05-14 03:04 pm (UTC)(link)
I wonder what their standards are with respect to paper seat covers.

[identity profile] mactavish.livejournal.com 2004-05-14 03:39 pm (UTC)(link)
That's a brilliant movie.

[identity profile] pixiecrinkle.livejournal.com 2004-05-14 03:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Agreed.

And thank you for commenting on that and not my gratuitous typo in that sentence! :-)

[identity profile] pixiecrinkle.livejournal.com 2004-05-14 03:42 pm (UTC)(link)
when I hears the phrase

Dearie me. My roots are showing!!!