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[pixiecrinkle]

I shouldn't have complained about smelling like weird deodorant earlier, because I ate lunch in the faux diner at the mall, and they started frying bacon right after I sat down. Now, I'm not nearly as squeamish about meat as a lot of vegetarians, but bacon is positively the most vile thing ever, because when cooking, it really smells like smoking, burning flesh.

And now, by virtue of sitting there, I smell like it. Ick.