Some memes for the morning

All stolen from umama:

In a past life, ( I was someone's servant. )

( I have wonderful taste. )

Who knew.

( My sexual appeal? I'm a nerdslut. )

( I am spearmint tic tacs )

My weight in beer.

To drink my weight, I would have to chug 124 pints of beer!
How big is your beer belly?
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