The Norton Anthology of Magnetic Poetry, 2nd edition

[pixiecrinkle]

When I moved out of my first apartment, and had to remove the magnetic poetry from the fridge, I copied some down, so as to have it preserved. I can't find that list, but it would be the first edition.

Because I think I'm going to have to wipe down the fridge really well as a part of my spring cleaning process, I will likely have to disturb the handiwork now gracing my fridge.

Most of these I kind of know who wrote. I believe the majority were by either me, automat76, spandita or other visitors, in varying degrees of intoxication, to my kitchen.


dream like whisper

paint apparatus
symphony

surreal Flash

lachrymose masterpiece

I'm a rocker

picture here dead

I heave viscous clients

smoke shimmer cry

investigate
matriculated
slather
beat

balance symbol
for crass appetite

live & produce

ingratiating tuft welding

am show here shot
through
and
those lest
about beer

tinge appear

less subterfuge
or
tawdry woman

saliant amalgam

her
metal
club

demand my original vicissitude
some brazen platitude must
always only compose
as with elaborate sweet metaphor

spurn red fashion
I am summer me

obsequious
repose fusillade
sculpture mess

show of lively woman sex

empty wild winter din

herculean juggernaut

chocolate
white painting smell

observe man sex
& drool
& pant
on top
please
crave puppy passion

pecuniary caterwaul

blue vapid chisel
looms licking

give me morass
this one makes me giggle whenever I see it. I think it's the handiwork of automat

make stalwart miasma meat

smooth blue mist
beneath weak faux sleep
their drive lapsed
one boor
torpid

PhotoShop on
true bitmap tongue

black beauty car

pejorative miscreant

pithy goddess

always smear purple moment

always smear purple monument

concrete ducky

liberate limpid
vectors
drunk knife boy crazy
worship angel
BUT
think
fluff kiss
ooh lust
take me
to bed
inpecunious all-nighter shag!!!
lets copulate together
after you experiment
deep pounding instrument
in hell
joy
abides there

luscious egg mount

mother latex
pink protuberance

unctuous men
usurp fiery wood
ersatz banal color

him him

trust
in
nefarious

perform drunk harmony

glorious fiddle

essential morose

electric ebb

trenchant raw vision
is bare butt

austere acumen

green bloody scream

peaches and honey
can enervate the canvas
of feckless language

enormous sausage
sweaty loin

raw rigid nude cigarette

lazy nub

tiny shadow

dry spray

breast juice
milk


This is from the following sets:
Original
Artist Edition
Genius edition
and freebie sets from:
Thunderlizard Web Design World Conference
Columbus Alive
the movie "Your Friends & Neighbors"

If you are a purist, you may prefer the original text.