pixiecrinkle: (wannabe pornstar stare)
pixiecrinkle ([personal profile] pixiecrinkle) wrote2004-03-15 01:12 am

Note to the clueless

Things not to use as pick up lines:

1. My IQ is over "X"!

Um, yeah.....me too. So what?

2. All my lesbian friends don't care when I do that!

I'm not your lesbian friends!

3. I've had better.

No you haven't. Move along!