pixiecrinkle | (no subject)

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Dear neighbor--

Next time you decide to have a sexual marathon, please be courteous enough to shut the window. While I am happy that you are obviously enjoying yourself for such a lengthy period of time, I'm not sure I should know that, given that I live three houses away.

Ahem.

-a.

Two freaking hours. It woke me up twice! And the partner (assuming there was one) must be a silent one, because I only heard the one person. Sheesh.

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If the window was on the first floor, I probably would have gone down there and started critiquing them through the window. ;)

"Left! LEFT! No, the OTHER left!"

This is perfect for a note left on the door.

Problem is, I have no idea which door to stick it on. :-(

I am so sorry.

I don't have a partner right now, but I want the next one to be completely satisfied; that requires a lot of physical training and practice. I guess sometimes I just get a little overzealous in my pursuit to be the most proficient sexual being on the planet.

on an unrelated note... I was wondering if you might like to get a drink some time.

ROTFL! Beautiful. :)

I'm glad you got that that was a joke and not a sleazy come-on. Well... I mean it was a sleazy come-on, but hopefully sleazy to the point of hilarity.

im really really sorry.

Ill try to keep it down. I was just practicing

:P

My very first apartment was upstairs in a divided house, and the door to the other apartment upstairs didn't close properly. Plus, there was a vent connecting their shower to mine. We heard them A LOT, at any time of day. My favorite time, though, is when we first got Moulin Rouge on DVD, and it's at the end and she's dying and the movie goes totally quiet and from next door you hear "UH! UH! UH! OH GOD YEAH!!!" and we lost it, laughing. I feel your pain.

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