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Dear neighbor--

Next time you decide to have a sexual marathon, please be courteous enough to shut the window. While I am happy that you are obviously enjoying yourself for such a lengthy period of time, I'm not sure I should know that, given that I live three houses away.

Ahem.

-a.

Two freaking hours. It woke me up twice! And the partner (assuming there was one) must be a silent one, because I only heard the one person. Sheesh.

Date: 2004-09-14 01:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] crushinator.livejournal.com
I am so sorry.

I don't have a partner right now, but I want the next one to be completely satisfied; that requires a lot of physical training and practice. I guess sometimes I just get a little overzealous in my pursuit to be the most proficient sexual being on the planet.

on an unrelated note... I was wondering if you might like to get a drink some time.

Date: 2004-09-14 07:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] crushinator.livejournal.com
I'm glad you got that that was a joke and not a sleazy come-on. Well... I mean it was a sleazy come-on, but hopefully sleazy to the point of hilarity.

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