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I'm doing a market research study about sugar free cookies right now. It became apparent within about 5 minutes that I got picked to be the "whole foods/anti-low carb trend person."

We've been add it for about an hour. I've slowly noticed more people mentioning "unnamed food chemicals" and "good carbs/bad carbs."

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! What are we going to do today Brain? We're going to take over the world.

One. cookie. at. a. time!!!