Oooh...my own women in prison movie!

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Pixiecrinkle in The Pixie of the Litter

In this thrill-per-minute kill-fest, pixiecrinkle (Andie MacDowell) is a respected prisoner with a desire for revenge. She elects to track down automat76 (Lucy Liu) before crime kingpin, umama (Kate Winslet), blackmails her. After asking a passerby for directions, she demolishes a hidden castle with no thought to her own personal safety. Voted by many as marginally better than pro-wrestling.

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Oh, yeah. I've always secretly seen myself as a marine. *snort*

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Moominmuppet in Tolerable Cruelty

In this edge-of-your-seat kill-fest, moominmuppet (Meg Ryan) is an ex-marine with a limp that she won't talk about. She needs to protect firinel (Gwyneth Paltrow) before her former partner, forestfire (Andie MacDowell), reaches her. Fighting for the honour of her former mentor, she blasts into a subterranean facility. It really needs to be seen to be watched.

Produced by ianiceboy