In this thrill-per-minute kill-fest, pixiecrinkle (Andie MacDowell) is a respected prisoner with a desire for revenge. She elects to track down automat76 (Lucy Liu) before crime kingpin, umama (Kate Winslet), blackmails her. After asking a passerby for directions, she demolishes a hidden castle with no thought to her own personal safety. Voted by many as marginally better than pro-wrestling.
In this edge-of-your-seat kill-fest, moominmuppet (Meg Ryan) is an ex-marine with a limp that she won't talk about. She needs to protect firinel (Gwyneth Paltrow) before her former partner, forestfire (Andie MacDowell), reaches her. Fighting for the honour of her former mentor, she blasts into a subterranean facility. It really needs to be seen to be watched.
that also reminds me of the first-ever movie i saw w/ boobs and girl-on-girl action -- reform school girls. i was in middle school and at a friend's house sleeping over. her family had HBO -- what a treat.
i remember that the story & acting were horrible -- imagine that. even the [fake] boobs, bras, prison break, fire, guns (i think), something about a converted school bus, and a lesbian prison gane couldn't make up for it. definitely a movie for playboy fans.
You've *seen* _Reform School Girls_? I've only heard of it. Wow.
That reminds me of being over at Julia's the first time _Flashdance_ was on TV. They let us watch it, but conveniently switched to another channel anytime anything racy came onscreen. :-)
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Date: 2004-01-07 09:33 am (UTC)Oh, yeah. I've always secretly seen myself as a marine. *snort*
Date: 2004-01-07 10:25 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-01-07 12:48 pm (UTC)i remember that the story & acting were horrible -- imagine that. even the [fake] boobs, bras, prison break, fire, guns (i think), something about a converted school bus, and a lesbian prison gane couldn't make up for it. definitely a movie for playboy fans.
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Date: 2004-01-07 01:10 pm (UTC)That reminds me of being over at Julia's the first time _Flashdance_ was on TV. They let us watch it, but conveniently switched to another channel anytime anything racy came onscreen. :-)
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