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[pixiecrinkle]

I came in this morning to find a valentine's card with a Dum-dum sucker inside on my desk. It turned out to be from our employee events committee. Gag me.

I just now popped the lollipop in my mouth, despite reading the label to find the flavor was "Artificial Chocolate."

It tasted like a weird mix of flowers, banana and root beer. Ick. Into the trash it went.

And now I shall go in search of real chocolate.

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[laughingrat.livejournal.com]

Artificial chocolate from an employer is the antithesis of Valentine's Day.

[pixiecrinkle.livejournal.com]

Isn't it though?? I especially loved how the word "artificial" was written in a slightly smaller font than the word "chocolate," like the Spangler Candy Co.* thought I wouldn't notice at all.


*Yes, I've watched far too much "Unwrapped" on the Food Network.