Just got a monster email with a listing for a job that sounds relatively perfect for me. Except for the fine print at the bottom of the listing:
The successful candidate will be a consistent witness for Jesus Christ; maintain a courteous and Christ-like attitude; adhere to the standards of moral conduct and support the vision of World Harvest Church.
Um....no. I can only imagine what they'd think of my "standards of moral conduct." Besides, the only thing I can think of when I hears the phrase "Christ-like" is The Opposite of Sex.
The successful candidate will be a consistent witness for Jesus Christ; maintain a courteous and Christ-like attitude; adhere to the standards of moral conduct and support the vision of World Harvest Church.
Um....no. I can only imagine what they'd think of my "standards of moral conduct." Besides, the only thing I can think of when I hears the phrase "Christ-like" is The Opposite of Sex.