...and what a perfect visual! i swear, too, that i remember seeing "kate's secret" on tv. either network (made for tv, when it aired), or on lifetime (chances are, at my sister's place).
my coattail:
dear twizzlers:
i see that your package indicates you are a 'fat free food.' get out! i had no idea. now i can resume my "fat free ranch dressing" diet! thank you, sweet strawberry candy, thank you!
signed, fat-free freda
response: dear freda:
no shit -- i am made of sugar! of course there is no fat in my sweet treat. please do me one favor and embark on the near-impossible task of re-educating half of america about the things they have forgotten since jr. high health class. my friend louis rich will soon begin to use "low-carb" as a phrase on his meat packaging. tell your friends!
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Date: 2004-09-16 08:03 am (UTC)my coattail:
dear twizzlers:
i see that your package indicates you are a 'fat free food.' get out! i had no idea. now i can resume my "fat free ranch dressing" diet! thank you, sweet strawberry candy, thank you!
signed,
fat-free freda
response:
dear freda:
no shit -- i am made of sugar! of course there is no fat in my sweet treat. please do me one favor and embark on the near-impossible task of re-educating half of america about the things they have forgotten since jr. high health class. my friend louis rich will soon begin to use "low-carb" as a phrase on his meat packaging. tell your friends!
xoxo,
twizzlers