Tidbits...

My parents are on the Atkins diet.

My math prof says "dokey-okey" rather than "okey-dokey." He also licks his fingers like a cat.

Having a trojan horse on your work machine sucks. Especially one that keeps installing popup generators, and that your helpdesk can't get rid of.

I am sleepy now, so I will go to bed, with the express purpose of getting up early tomorrow. We'll see how this goes.