Miscellany

1. There is a praying mantis on our window. On the eighth floor. Everyone keeps walking by and exclaiming, "How did it get up so high?!" My theory is either:

a. the window washers who were here earlier
b. it flew from the garden on the outside of the fourth floor
c. they really can fly that high.
d. scaling the building like spiderman

2. I have been really dizzy for the past few minutes. I have no theories as to why, but I decided hot chocolate would make it better. So far, not so much.

3. The guy next to me just used the word "disemboweled" in a way that makes me think he has no clue what it actually means.