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Dear neighbor--

Next time you decide to have a sexual marathon, please be courteous enough to shut the window. While I am happy that you are obviously enjoying yourself for such a lengthy period of time, I'm not sure I should know that, given that I live three houses away.

Ahem.

-a.

Two freaking hours. It woke me up twice! And the partner (assuming there was one) must be a silent one, because I only heard the one person. Sheesh.