Ways it is not pleasant to wake up...

I've not been sleeping well the last few nights. I've been waking up with stiff neck in the morning, waking up at the slightest noise in the night, etc. But last night went well beyond that.

I woke up at about 3:45, STANDING UP IN MY BED, freaking out. I think I had a dream about large bugs in my yarn stash. Huge bugs, larger than cicadas. And I jumped to avoid them in the dream, and actually jumped up in the bed. Problem was, I was encased in all my blankets, so I got my feet caught in the sheets, and in the process of trying to grab my glasses and turn on the light to see "where the bugs went" I nearly pitched forward toward the floor. Had I done that, I see no way I wouldn't have knocked myself unconscious on the vanity chair.

Weird.

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You want fun? Go over and read the forums on nanowrimo. They cover everything from "how would you carve a turkey with your arm in a cast?" to "how many skittles are in a bag of skittles? to "how long does it take to bleed to death?"

And I thought my vestigial twin question might be regarded as wacky.