An actual sign here where I work

[pixiecrinkle]

Posted in the kitchenette on my floor:

This microwave is breeding "bacteria" at an alarming rate. Please cover your food and clean up after yourself.

So what was it breeding actually do you think?

Comments

[crushinator.livejournal.com]

very small kittens.

[chaptal.livejournal.com]

workers who don't know how to use quotation marks?

[ms-interpret.livejournal.com]

Shih-tzus. :)

Heh. At least someone said "please". The sign in our kitchenette says, "We wash our own dishes around here!!!"

[gloriajn.livejournal.com]

The Gallery of "Misused" Quotation Marks is one of my favorite sites. I have it listed in my journal as a favorite site.

[pixiecrinkle.livejournal.com]

I knew I'd seen that somewhere! I've sent my donation. :-)