Note to the clueless

Things not to use as pick up lines:

1. My IQ is over "X"!

Um, yeah.....me too. So what?

2. All my lesbian friends don't care when I do that!

I'm not your lesbian friends!

3. I've had better.

No you haven't. Move along!

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Okay--I've enjoyed reading everyone else's responses to this meme, so I'm jumping on board.

Go browse through my list of interests and pick one that either you know nothing about or can't fathom why I'd be interested in that and ask for an explanation.

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I got my monster.com search results today and saw a communications job that looked interesting. Upon clicking the description, I noticed I wasn't qualified because it required strong bilingual communications skills. I speak a little german and a little french but to say that I have "skills" in either would be a stretch.

Apparently the communication skills of the person who wrote the job description were a little lacking too though, because they failed to mention the language that the applicant needed to be fluent in, despite noting that it was required.

Sheesh.