A silly Friday afternoon poll

[Poll #293489]

I've been meaning to ask this question for quite some time. I personally never knew anyone used these until I started at my current job. I have always been under the impression that if there is something that is on the toilet seat that is going to infect you through your skin, a little piece of tissue paper isn't exactly going to protect you. But apparently there are others who disagree with this. Thoughts?

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I bought a shirt yesterday that I think is pretty cool. It's like a button down, but the front closes with hooks & eyes that are under a placket, so you can't see them, which is cool. Once I got it home and put it on, I realized it also had darts, which are positioned in such a way that I almost don't need a bra with it. Almost. So it's very slim fitting, and looks pretty good, if I do say so myself.

Then I went to Chipotle for lunch* and ate a ton of food. Now I feel like a sausage. I'm fine when I'm standing, but when I'm sitting, I get all crunched up. I'm afraid my hooks and eyes are going to pop!

*I am such a slave to the iPod, that because I had an errand to run, and the pod was out of juice (and I forgot the charger), I drove to the errand and to get food, so that I could charge it up with the car charger and have music this afternoon. I've been very carefully preserving the power since I got back. I'm a big freak.

Ack!

Just got a monster email with a listing for a job that sounds relatively perfect for me. Except for the fine print at the bottom of the listing:

The successful candidate will be a consistent witness for Jesus Christ; maintain a courteous and Christ-like attitude; adhere to the standards of moral conduct and support the vision of World Harvest Church.

Um....no. I can only imagine what they'd think of my "standards of moral conduct." Besides, the only thing I can think of when I hears the phrase "Christ-like" is The Opposite of Sex.