Best spam subject line ever

[pixiecrinkle]

"You always wanted to use your penis as a billiards cue."

Really? Really? I mean, I don't have one of my own, but I've never heard any guy I know express this wish.

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[krankykris.livejournal.com]

as a pool player myself, the thought never crossed my mind. and now, i ache just thinking about it. =(