Best spam subject line ever

[pixiecrinkle]

"You always wanted to use your penis as a billiards cue."

Really? Really? I mean, I don't have one of my own, but I've never heard any guy I know express this wish.

Comments

[chaptal.livejournal.com]

No, never - and I don't my balls to be broken either!

[cjsmith.livejournal.com]

Just so long as no one uses a billiards cue as a penis, we can all get along.

[krankykris.livejournal.com]

as a pool player myself, the thought never crossed my mind. and now, i ache just thinking about it. =(

[sasseyfrass.livejournal.com]

For all that is holy and unholy, no! I hurt now from the image that has been burned into my poor underutilized brain cranial cavity. :)

-Nadolny...

i, for one, have always had that desire

[ziggy-bo43.livejournal.com]

come on, how cool would that be? if i had a dick, i would use it for everything. pool, croquet, rolling dough, sealing envelopes w/wax, slappin' hoes...

:)

Re: i, for one, have always had that desire

[pixiecrinkle.livejournal.com]

hahaha!

hi there!