Best spam subject line ever

[pixiecrinkle]

"You always wanted to use your penis as a billiards cue."

Really? Really? I mean, I don't have one of my own, but I've never heard any guy I know express this wish.

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i, for one, have always had that desire

[ziggy-bo43.livejournal.com]

come on, how cool would that be? if i had a dick, i would use it for everything. pool, croquet, rolling dough, sealing envelopes w/wax, slappin' hoes...

:)

Re: i, for one, have always had that desire

[pixiecrinkle.livejournal.com]

hahaha!

hi there!